The Weekend the Chat Died

Riddle me this Riddle me that
how the hell did this spammer get into this chat?
He spammed about nonsense, he spammed just for fun
the chat just kept rolling there was nothing to be done.
They called in the mod’s to suspend him right quick
they hit the button but The Riddler had more then one trick.
So they called in the admins to take out the page
but, The Riddler’s hold on the chat would not disengage.
They called in the Army, the Feds, and Navy
but he laughed in their faces,”You won’t get rid of me.”
They shut off the chat then turned it back on
in hopes that The Riddler would finally be gone.
“The pest has left” they all screamed with caps lock 
until there came at the chatdoor a familiar type knock.
“Wth, wtf, omg, shut him up.” the chat people yelled
“We are trying all we can”, they answered,”He won’t be dispelled.”
The chat finally had to be shut down for the entire weekend
the people were upset they wanted to chat they could not comprehend.
The weekend dragged on without chat it was lame
the people were outraged they wanted someone to blame.
When the chat was finally back on the people they cried
and now recant the story of the weekend the chat died.


Stand upright, speak thy thoughts, declare The truth thou hast, that all may share; Be bold, proclaim it everywhere: They only live who dare. -Voltaire

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