Fast Food Critic Bob joins Twitter

 I log on my twitter but I can’t get away
I found all these restaurants I love so I think I will stay.
Burger King, McDonald’s my god Wendy’s too
I tweet them like I eat them what else can I do?
My bio says..If you serve it they will come
just because I’m Obese doesn’t mean I am dumb.
My day was going so terribly bad
til I logged on my twitter and saw a Pizza Hut ad.
I grabbed my cellphone and called them right quick
a couple large pizzas should do the trick.
I sent a tweet “@PizzaHut I love all your food”
they sent me one back which uplifted my mood.
“@FastFoodCriticBob we appreciate your loyalty”
I put on my Burger King crown cuz you know I am royalty.
Staring at my timeline I almost piss my pants
I see a tweet from Taco Bell that has me in a trance.
I wobble out my door and drive to the Border
to buy the new burrito called The Engorder.
I finally get home with my big burrito sack
my life would be complete if they’d follow me back
There is nothing weird about me I just love to eat
nothing wrong with a belly that touches my feet.
I have to thank Twitter and all of it’s trends
for all of my new fast food restaurant friends.

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Stand upright, speak thy thoughts, declare The truth thou hast, that all may share; Be bold, proclaim it everywhere: They only live who dare. -Voltaire

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