Banned in the USA Parody

We’ve got white breasted turkey you love to eat
cuz nobody likes to eat dark meat
lots of giblets to make gravy
pigging out on Thanksgiving
cranberry sauce and stuffing too
if you want to eat good just pass on through
all types of food to fill your gut
just grab a plate sit on your butt
pumpkin pies we’ve made from scratch
if it’s store bought it must be trash
we want our veggies fresh not frozen
homemade salads is what we’ve chosen
lazy people won’t make shit by hand
rather microwave it from a can
wisen up cuz on Thanksgiving day
we don’t want canned in the USA

I WANT TO WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY, HEALTHY,SAFE THANKSGIVING!
GOBBLE GOBBLE
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